About this app

What’s happening here?

We made an app that's mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but that’s for the liberals.

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Is this real?

As real as your parents' relationship. Unless they’ve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real.

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What does it do?

Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you.

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How am I supposed to feel about this?

I don’t know? I’m supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are you even still talking to me and not downloading the app? It’s free AF. What’s the hold up?

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How mean can the app get?

Pretty mean. But no worries fragile snowflake, we also have a setting that gives you fun trivia for the week.

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Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the app?

No.

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Basically, we’re like every other fitness app. We’re just not as peppy. I get working out is supposed to make you happy but Jesus, lay off the motivation already. It’s just walking.

Run or walk - it doesn't matter. Walk Against Humanity really doesn’t care how you do it. Just get up and move. We have GPS tracking to see where you went and to show you that your life has purpose. Customize your fitness goals to goals that you, as usual, can not achieve. Talk trash to friends and challenge them to competitions you know you’ll win. Earn badges for something you normally do.

- Track your walking and running for whatever reason
- Customize goals, then miss them
- Share your walks and runs for motivation
- Compete on the Leaderboard to give your life purpose
- Earn offensive badges for walking

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We are using Google Fitness to access your health data, specifically the number of steps you take.

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This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.

App Permissions

Allows an app to access precise location.
Allows an application to access data from sensors that the user uses to measure what is happening inside his/her body, such as heart rate.
Allows applications to open network sockets.
Allows an application to read the user's contacts data.
Allows an application to write the user's contacts data.
Allows applications to open network sockets.
Allows applications to access information about networks.
Allows using PowerManager WakeLocks to keep processor from sleeping or screen from dimming.
Allows access to the vibrator.
Allows an application to receive the ACTION_BOOT_COMPLETED that is broadcast after the system finishes booting.
Allows access to the list of accounts in the Accounts Service.
Allows applications to access information about Wi-Fi networks.
Allows applications to change Wi-Fi connectivity state.
Allows an application to write to external storage.
Allows an application to read from external storage.
Allows applications to connect to paired bluetooth devices.
Allows applications to discover and pair bluetooth devices.
Allows an application to read from external storage.
Allows read only access to phone state, including the phone number of the device, current cellular network information, the status of any ongoing calls, and a list of any PhoneAccounts registered on the device.
Allows an app to access approximate location.
Allows an application to collect component usage statistics
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This constant was deprecated in API level 21. No longer enforced.