Vaporwave Aesthetics 1.0

Reviews

5 ★, on 2017-09-20
Within seconds this app fixed everything that was wrong with my life. It's glorious wisdom entered me through my third eye, which I can still feel tingling, and rearranged my DNA to make me a better, more complete person. I lay here now in bed excited to begin a new day with my new found powers. I can feel it from head to toe. I will continue to use this app until I transcend conciseness into eternalness. Now excuse me, I must return to its perfectness, as I can feel my third eye closing.

5 ★, on 2017-02-27
This was exactly not what I was looking for. BUT I LOVED IT. Changed me completely. It was like a plastic surgery for my entire life. I am living in my dream now. I realized that I needed this app for my soul and mental peace. And this app is really useful even without life changing effects. I was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer and I am healed now thanks to this app. Also when ur mate smokes all ur weed and u tell him dont give one then he sleeps with ur mom then u give one in todays modern society then u go to ur phone and open this app to relax and suicide.

5 ★, on 2017-06-20
Everyone on here is correct in saying this application will change your life. I no longer fear death. I no longer need love. I float through the cosmics of space time. Life in the vapor-wave is the secret to enlightenment. Only those with the highest levels of intellectual electricity will benefit from this trancendental evolution vapor-wave worm hole. Time travel is real.

5 ★, on 2017-08-14
You may be skeptical about this app, but rest assured, this app was likely created by God himself. It takes you into an elevated state of mind. You learn the meaning of life and you become the most intelligent man in the universe. It's like dying while being alive. It's like you meet Josh Peck from 2004 and he marries you

5 ★, on 2016-11-30
Finally a chill app that everyone can enjoy. At first I wasn't sure how such a popular app could make so many dreams reality for everyone but now I understand. Make a move and get this app before your time runs out. It's all in your hands!

5 ★, on 2017-08-06
I can now sleep peacefully knowing I have this app. It cured my paranoia! The app is also educational, seeing how it taught me a lesson in art and really helped me develop an appreciation for it. Thank you for all you've done, this app is truly life changing.