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Not a Guarantee - Lolberts 1.4

6.6 MB / 1+ Downloads / Rating 4.5 - 8 reviews


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Not a Guarantee - Lolberts, developed and published by Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team, has released its latest version, 1.4, on 2017-02-06. This app falls under the Entertainment category on the Google Play Store and has achieved over 50 installs. It currently holds an overall rating of 4.5, based on 8 reviews.

Not a Guarantee - Lolberts APK available on this page is compatible with all Android devices that meet the required specifications (Android 2.3+). It can also be installed on PC and Mac using an Android emulator such as Bluestacks, LDPlayer, and others.

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App Details

Package name: com.andromo.dev519296.app551249

Updated: 8 years ago

Developer Name: Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team

Category: Entertainment

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Installation Instructions

This article outlines two straightforward methods for installing Not a Guarantee - Lolberts on PC Windows and Mac.

Using BlueStacks

  1. Download the APK/XAPK file from this page.
  2. Install BlueStacks by visiting http://bluestacks.com.
  3. Open the APK/XAPK file by double-clicking it. This action will launch BlueStacks and begin the application's installation. If the APK file does not automatically open with BlueStacks, right-click on it and select 'Open with...', then navigate to BlueStacks. Alternatively, you can drag-and-drop the APK file onto the BlueStacks home screen.
  4. Wait a few seconds for the installation to complete. Once done, the installed app will appear on the BlueStacks home screen. Click its icon to start using the application.

Using LDPlayer

  1. Download and install LDPlayer from https://www.ldplayer.net.
  2. Drag the APK/XAPK file directly into LDPlayer.

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact us.

App Rating

4.5
Total 8 reviews

Reviews

5 โ˜…, on 2017-09-05
Don't listen unless Steve Miller-Miller is on.๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

5 โ˜…, on 2016-12-08
Get captured in a mystical realm, away from time! The voice of Jim Jesus guides you through harsh reality, while reassuring you, that you are free from liability*. You'll feel like you've conquered the dankest, smelliest, depressingest, most titanic bog south of the Lolbertissippi River, full of giant dragonflies, right after dealing 70 royal flushes to an erotic toilet salesman on kratom. This app won't give superpowers, but occupying your ear, with the most pleasant auditory effects- is close, right? *NOT A GUARANTEE.

1 โ˜…, on 2017-01-07
Within minutes of listening to the very first podcast, one of the hosts states that he is "kind of a fan of Crowder". Deleted.

5 โ˜…, on 2016-11-16
Now I win EVERY argument! I love this app because it's like Aspirin: It does just one thing and does it well. This app simply tells people that what you say is NOT a promise. This has SO many uses. Oh, well, it actually does 3 things well (like Aspirin.) This app also tells people that what you say is ALLEGEDLY true, which helps protect you against slander allegations. (NOT A GUARANTEE!) Oh, and you can also listen to something called "the Lolberts." The "About" page seems to be a letter of recommendation. That's odd. But.....So even though Jim Jesus has a job he likes, you should get out there and hire Jim now! He'll vastly improve your company! (NOT A GUARANTEE!) (Disclaimer: I'm on the large team that made this app. ALLEGEDLY.)

5 โ˜…, on 2016-11-16
Without Jim Jesus' magic Lolbert powers, I wouldn't be the man hamster I am today. Download. Listen. Become a man hamster! Not a guarantee.

5 โ˜…, on 2016-11-16
I'll never need another app again!

Previous Versions

Not a Guarantee - Lolberts 1.4
2017-02-06 / 6.6 MB / Android 2.3+

About this app

This app is great for when you need audio quick of someone just saying "Not a Guarantee!" Yup, it's got that!

It will help you in any argument!

But it's also got audio you can also access in a second of someone just saying "Allegedly...."

That will also help you in any argument. And maybe you should probably just put that on a loop as you walk around.

Think how many interactions and conversations this will improve! And it might make yourself less legally answerable for what you say. (Allegedly.) (Not a Guarantee.)

Oh, and since we're covered by the The BipCot NoGov license, which allows use and re-use by anyone except governments and government agents, there's no DRM or DMCAs. Yup, you can make these audio files your ring tones, for FREE!

Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team in conjunction with the Freedom Feens radio show have hired world-class voiceover stars Jim Jesus and Michael W. Dean to produce this app. They spent 4 nights just recording these two words until they were perfect, in a high-end recording studio, while looking at a framed photo of Phil Spector.

The audio is just that darned good, people.

Oh, and there's also a button with a great podcast player dedicated to the excellent show "The Lolberts."

New features

New "Lady Laugh Track"
Added new activity "Radio Ad for this Ap"
Added new activity "All apps."
Added new activity "Website"
Added better icon for app
Added better icon for "About"
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Went from "playlist" to "sound board."

App Permissions

Allows applications to open network sockets.
Allows using PowerManager WakeLocks to keep processor from sleeping or screen from dimming.
Allows an application to write to external storage.
Allows an application to read or write the system settings.
Allows applications to access information about Wi-Fi networks.
Allows applications to access information about networks.
Allows an application to read from external storage.