Flex Tape Soundboard 1.6

Reviews

5 ★, on 2018-11-26
I was about to give up on looking for good apps until i stumbled upon the most beautiful, well crafted, app of all time. This app gives endless amounts of happiness and joy from a simple press of buttons that release the angelic voice of god himself Phil swift as he appeared in the anime Flex tape. I would recommended this app to anyone who just wants to hear the voice of god himself in his most powerful form. An amazing app 10/10 Ign rating.

5 ★, on 2018-11-25
It has Phil...

5 ★, on 2018-08-25
Hi, phil swift here with flex tape! The super-strong waterproof tape that can easily patch, bond, seal, and repair! My life before this incredible app was bland and boring. It got to the point where only a miracle could make this toaster not become a bath bomb! And as if on cue, this incredible app appeared on my home screen. I never heard of this app until I opened it for thd first time and clicked "I sawed this boat in half!" I immediately fell in love with this app and i couldnt live without it! It is incredible what the maker of this app has accomplished with the power of flex tape! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! THANK YOU PHIL SWIFT!

5 ★, on 2018-11-19
Every morning, I awaken to the sound of Phil Swift's angelic voice. He's my alarm in the morning. I move to the window and draw back the blinds. I like the sun, it reminds me of our lord and savior: Phil Swift. I drop to my knees and pray to him, thanking him for this day. I then walk to the kitchen and, using Flex Spray, I seal my esophagus shut so I will not betray him by surrending to my primitive desire for sustenance. The rest of my day revolves around using this app to be able to listen to his wise words all day long as I scroll through images of him on Google. I only have a few hours left before my vessel shuts down due to lack of water, but I know my savior will be waiting for me. With my final moments I listen to your sweet, sweet voice. I'm ready for you Phil Swift. I'm ready.

5 ★, on 2018-10-11
My life was full of miserable before I got this app. When I downloaded I thought it was gonna be one of those useless full of ad app.It is not my life was changed with this app I am now a happy living person. This app is a must have for people that used to be like me. All you need is this APP. I am thankful that this app exists.

5 ★, on 2018-09-13
This app reminds me of how great flex tape is. When I need to take a dump I feel safe knowing that my flex tape is near by in my pocket. Another solution: I just put some flex seal in a condiment bottle and shove it up there, it seals great, it also works when I have to pee, it really does hold on tight!