About this app

Play the fun, fast-paced, Asshole card game against 12 unique computer characters, each with varying skill-levels and unique playing styles; choose to play against 2-5 characters at a time.

The object of the game is to be the first to get rid of all of your cards. One to four cards of the same value can be thrown at a time. The next player must match the number of cards thrown and throw one or more cards of the same or greater value. Players can pass the turn if they do not have any legal cards to play or if they choose to hold their cards for a later turn. In this variation, 2’s are the highest card and Jokers are wild.

Whoever gets rid of all their cards first becomes the President, and the next player is the Vice-President. The last player left holding cards is the Asshole, and if there are four or more players, the last person to get rid of their cards is the Vice-Asshole. In the next round, the Asshole gives their best 2 cards to the President, and the President passes back their two worst cards. If there is a Vice-Asshole, that player must pass their best single card to the Vice-President, who in turn returns their single weakest card.

At the end of each round the President receives 3 points, the Vice-President Receives 2 points and, the Vice-Asshole (if there is one) receives 1 point. The Player with the most points at the end of the game wins.

Options:

Sound Effects: On | Off

Number of Rounds: 5 | 10 | 15

Game Speed: Normal | Fast | Slow

Undo Button: On | Off

Players move seats: Yes | No

Include Jokers: Yes | No

Cards dealt by: Ahole | President

Trick Starter: Ahole | President

Finish trick if 4 of a kind: Yes | No
If throw equal then skip next turn: Yes | No

App Permissions

Allows applications to open network sockets.
Allows applications to access information about networks.
Allows using PowerManager WakeLocks to keep processor from sleeping or screen from dimming.