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ARCANE BULLSHIT 1.4.1

49.2 MB / 5+ Downloads / Rating 4.0 - 17 reviews


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ARCANE BULLSHIT, developed and published by Nikolai Momot, has released its latest version, 1.4.1, on 2016-07-03. This app falls under the Card category on the Google Play Store and has achieved over 500 installs. It currently holds an overall rating of 4.0, based on 17 reviews.

ARCANE BULLSHIT APK available on this page is compatible with all Android devices that meet the required specifications (Android 2.3+). It can also be installed on PC and Mac using an Android emulator such as Bluestacks, LDPlayer, and others.

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Game Details

Package name: com.Momot.ArcaneBullsit

Updated: 9 years ago

Developer Name: Nikolai Momot

Category: Card

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Installation Instructions

This article outlines two straightforward methods for installing ARCANE BULLSHIT on PC Windows and Mac.

Using BlueStacks

  1. Download the APK/XAPK file from this page.
  2. Install BlueStacks by visiting http://bluestacks.com.
  3. Open the APK/XAPK file by double-clicking it. This action will launch BlueStacks and begin the application's installation. If the APK file does not automatically open with BlueStacks, right-click on it and select 'Open with...', then navigate to BlueStacks. Alternatively, you can drag-and-drop the APK file onto the BlueStacks home screen.
  4. Wait a few seconds for the installation to complete. Once done, the installed app will appear on the BlueStacks home screen. Click its icon to start using the application.

Using LDPlayer

  1. Download and install LDPlayer from https://www.ldplayer.net.
  2. Drag the APK/XAPK file directly into LDPlayer.

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Game Rating

4.0
Total 17 reviews

Reviews

5 ★, on 2016-08-12
Just how this should have been made. Even with the open-interpretation expectation of the physical deck, the card descriptions are a welcome addition. ABS on the go is great.

3 ★, on 2017-11-21
How can I turn off the awful Woo Woo sound??

1 ★, on 2017-03-02
Does not specify whether to mix dry vermouth or sweet vermouth with the koala tears. 1 star.

5 ★, on 2017-01-30
Brilliant concept. The Art is fantastic. 5 stars.

5 ★, on 2017-07-10
Surreal and hilarious !!

5 ★, on 2016-07-02
Bullshit galore. It's like mud wrestling in Bullshit, but way better.

Previous Versions

ARCANE BULLSHIT 1.4.1
2016-07-03 / 49.2 MB / Android 2.3+

About this app

Arcane Bullshit is a powerful fortune-telling system that makes unlocking the forbidden secrets of the shadowy future-scape safe*, easy**, and FUN† for everyone!!!‡

Just like your favourite Tarot, Lenormand, or Pokemon card decks, ARCANE BULLSHIT can help you to peer into the inky abyss of your own fate! Follow the simple step-by-step prompts to read the cards, and ARCANE BULLSHIT will answer all of your weirdest personal queries! Use the text describing each card to guide you as you decipher the hidden mysteries of the future, or use your own bullshit intuition and just make shit up! ARCANE BULLSHIT is guaranteed to illuminate your past, reveal your future, and waste your present!

BUT WAIT! If you love ARCANE BULLSHIT, why not purchase a physical deck?? Follow the BUY link in the app's ABOUT section to learn more!

*Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, recent grads, cherubs, or non-virgins. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 6 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.

**For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4" brass toad.

†Arcane Bullshit is an absolutely serious and horrifying conduit to forgotten realms of incomprehensible illumination. Enjoy responsibly under the supervision of a qualified shaman.

‡Arcane Bullshit is an incredibly grave and sophisticated divination system, steeped in potent and unfathomable meaning, and intended for the solemn contemplation of initiated disciples only. Ages 9 and up.

††Arcane Bullshit is not a substitute for bathing.

New features

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App Permissions

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