About this app

Master the art of the graceful exit, Seinfeld-style! Choose from a collection of witty excuses, submit your own, and track their performance in real-life situations. Your pocket-sized Rolodex for navigating life's commitments, just like your favorite sitcom!

Enter the world of Seinfeld-inspired social brilliance with Excuse Database - the app that channels your inner Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer! Need a witty excuse for any situation? Look no further. Select from a curated collection of excuses, submit your own, and witness the magic as votes determine the crème de la crème of escape strategies.

Key Features:

🤔 Seinfeld-Approved Excuses:
Facing an obligation? Choose from a lineup of Seinfeld-worthy excuses designed to get you out of any commitment with humor and finesse. Embrace the art of the graceful exit just like your favorite characters.

📊 Vote and Contribute:
Join the Seinfeld-inspired excuse revolution! Vote on excuses submitted by other fans, and contribute your own comedic escape plans. See which excuses tickle the funny bone of Seinfeld enthusiasts and rise to the top.

📈 Track Excuse Performance:
Curious about the comedic success of your chosen excuse? Track its performance over time and see how it stands up to other Seinfeld-worthy favorites. Become a maestro of social finesse with the most effective excuses in your repertoire.

🌐 Global Excuse Trends:
Explore the top excuses trending among Seinfeld fans worldwide! Dive into the humorous world of shared excuses and discover new strategies to navigate life's commitments with a touch of sitcom-inspired genius.

🌟 Excuse Hall of Fame:
Earn a spot in the Seinfeld Excuse Hall of Fame! Witness your top-performing excuses achieve recognition among fans. Share your comedic victories and inspire others to master the art of the Seinfeldian exit.

Excuse Database isn't just an app; it's your Seinfeld-inspired playbook for navigating life's commitments with humor and style. Download now and let the laughter-infused excuses commence!

New features

- design overhaul
- code changes

App Permissions

Allows applications to open network sockets.
Allows an application to read from external storage.
Allows an app to create windows using the type TYPE_APPLICATION_OVERLAY, shown on top of all other apps.
Allows access to the vibrator.
Allows an application to write to external storage.
Allows applications to access information about networks.
Allows applications to access information about Wi-Fi networks.
Allows read only access to phone state, including the phone number of the device, current cellular network information, the status of any ongoing calls, and a list of any PhoneAccounts registered on the device.
Allows using PowerManager WakeLocks to keep processor from sleeping or screen from dimming.
Allows an app to use fingerprint hardware.